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The 901 best jokes there ever was

(plus quite a few second best)

by Miller, J. R.

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Published by Rutledge Hill Press in Nahsville, Tenn .
Written in English


Edition Notes

Other titlesNine hundred one best jokes there ever was.
Statementwritten, edited, compiled, and stolen by J.R. Miller.
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN6162 .M49 1991
The Physical Object
Pagination175 p. :
Number of Pages175
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL1545672M
ISBN 10155853122X
LC Control Number91024866
OCLC/WorldCa24067183

A: Because there were no pupils to see. Q: Why did the teacher turn the lights on? A: Because her class was so dim. Q: What do you do if a teacher rolls her eyes at you? A: Pick them up and roll them back Q: What did the ghost teacher say to the class? A: Look at the board and I will go through it again. Q: Why did the teacher write on the window? A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.".

  Weighing in at pages, packed with 2, jokes, and proclaiming itself “cheap!”, The Jokiest is one of the best values in kids’ joke books available. The book is organized by joke topics such as celebrities, gadgets, videogames, the classroom, and zombies, with a propensity towards pop-culture references.   Jokelopedia is the mother of all joke booksan all-encompassing, gut-busting collection of more than 1, jokes for every occasion. 59 elephant jokes, including Why are elephants banned from public swimming pools They always drop their trunks/5.

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months." Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided.   Cold Comfort Farm, by Stella Gibbons Published in in satirical response to romantic rural literature popular at the time, Stella Gibbons’ Cold Comfort Farm is a rollicking read about Flora Poste, a broke year-old metropolitan orphan who decides to impose herself upon her remote farming relatives, the Starkadders. Full of aptly (and hilariously) named characters such as the Jersey.


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